So here are a few…
Why are hipsters switching from fixies to mopeds?
Their calves were getting too big for their girlfriend’s jeans.
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Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?
Because it’s two tired!
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A guy was walking down the street one day, when his friend rode up on an incredible shiny new bike.
“WOW!” he said, “Where did you get such a nice bike?”
The cyclist replied, “Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ‘Take whatever you want!’”
The first guy nodded approvingly, “Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
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Two Dutch women are cycling into town to do some shopping. Since its a really rare nice day (being Holland), one of the women suggests they take a longer, more scenic route over some old cobbled lanes. After a few kilometers, one of the women says “Oh my, this is really nice. I’ve never come this way before!.” In reply, the other woman says “Yeah, its the cobblestones.”
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A man would faithfully wake up every Saturday morning to go for a road ride regardless of the weather. Every week he would carefully get out of bed so as to not wake up his wife, change into his bike gear and begin his trek. One stormy morning he had gotten ready but as he was about to leave he realized the weather was too crazy for him so he crawled back into bed with his wife. He told her “Boy, the weather is crazy out there” to which she replied “Yeah, can you be believe my husband is biking in that?”
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Hardy har har. Most of the credit for these goes to the bicycling sub-reddit. Check it out if you like to put the fun between your legs. www.reddit.com/r/bicycling
